interruptedbyanal:

walk into the club like waddup im still sad about mcr

foxchaos:

jr-abraxas:

nikkifinkestreetteam:

cool tip: when you’re spooning and the big spoon is way smaller than the little spoon you can call that “jetpacking”

PEZBERRY WHEN RACHEL DEMANDS TO BE THE BIG SPOON

OMG RACHEL THE JETPACK
HAHAHAHAHA
SANTANA WOULD NEVER LET RACHEL…

V

thestrals-in-221b:

awizardinsideandout:

All know spells from Harry Potter

stuck-in-the-frondzone:

shae-elizabeth:

karmarsi:

thebookofages:

urainiumbombs:

ohheytayla:

ewitsgeo:

alexandertalisker:

jumpingpuddles:

The Incredibles (2004)

DID DASH JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIS SISTER SUCKING SOMEONE…

No wonder why she attacked him.

I NEVER GOT THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE SHE JUST HAD A CRUSH ON HIM

Something tells me she already ate Tony’s loaf…

Did nobody notice Tony’s last name? Rydinger?

RIDING HER.

welp

Oh.

holy shit

what if there were tiny singing giraffes living in your headphones… mini giraffe bands playing your favorite music to you

tinyhouseplant:

make your writing so queer that people call you heterophobic.

nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows