walk into the club like waddup im still sad about mcr
cool tip: when you’re spooning and the big spoon is way smaller than the little spoon you can call that “jetpacking”
PEZBERRY WHEN RACHEL DEMANDS TO BE THE BIG SPOON
OMG RACHEL THE JETPACK
SANTANA WOULD NEVER LET RACHEL…
The Incredibles (2004)
DID DASH JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIS SISTER SUCKING SOMEONE…
No wonder why she attacked him.
I NEVER GOT THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE SHE JUST HAD A CRUSH ON HIM
Something tells me she already ate Tony’s loaf…
Did nobody notice Tony’s last name? Rydinger?
what if there were tiny singing giraffes living in your headphones… mini giraffe bands playing your favorite music to you
make your writing so queer that people call you heterophobic.
if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows